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this-is-cool:

The impressive sci-fi aind futuristic themed creations of Maxim Revin - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-science-fiction-art-of-maxim-revin/

alak-cool:

DM, while I’m in combat: “Give me a perception check.”

Me: “Uh, 14?”

DM: “Nevermind.”

Me:

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(via iwasawas-strings)

dannyaviclan:

mbtiguy:

birds-of-prey-daily:

I can’t stop laughing.

@aviesaurum

me answering the door and realizing its someone i dont know

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whutetdew:

theashleyclements:

the-movemnt:

  • Wilmington, NC, officers pulled over full-time criminal defense attorney and part-time Uber driver Jesse Bright for reportedly picking up someone from a drug house. 
  • Police told him he couldn’t record them, but Bright knew his legal rights. 
  • Officers used a K-9 to search Bright’s car but found nothing. The incident is currently under investigation.

I don’t know what’s more depressing, that the cops lied to him, or that in 2017 a criminal defense attorney needs to side gig as an uber driver to make ends meet.

bruh

(Source: youtube.com, via bisexualgradient)

dimbosama:
“ stenka-razin:
“Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.
”
Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes
”

dimbosama:

stenka-razin:

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

(Source: rpgsandbox, via suddenlyoranges)

babemattel:

Tammie lookin great with some Trixie commentary

afrojane:
“bayariel:
“bayariel:
“Did you see people’s responses under this tweet? I was so weak
” ”
i laughed way too hard at this
”

afrojane:

bayariel:

bayariel:

Did you see people’s responses under this tweet? I was so weak

image

i laughed way too hard at this

(Source: crwneckshawty, via doctorzay)

theoreocat:

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

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jedda-martele:

pidgevspigeon:

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

(via darkumbreon9)

dereknursey:

ransom and holster at their job

squided:
“I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat
”

squided:

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

(Source: miridai, via gronnlobo)